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The Drop Dead Years

The Drop Dead Years

Once more around the sun...

Brad Thomas Parsons
Jan 24, 2025
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The Drop Dead Years

One foot in the grave. Two feet in the sawdust at McSorley’s. (Photo: BTP)

Today is my birthday. Last week I was watching the Jimmy Kimmel program and when he asked his guest, the actor and comedian Bill Burr, about the name of his upcoming stand-up special, “The Drop Dead Years,” Burr explained: “I’m 56 years old, which is too young to die of natural causes but it’s not too young to drop dead.”

Moynihan Train Hall. Friday, January 24. 6:33 a.m. (Photo: BTP)

By the time you read this, I’ll be… pulling up to my destination. Every five years or so when your birthday lands on a Friday it should impart an extra sense of festiveness.

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